Advice from a friend

Few words of advice from Mama Helen:
Never throw an ice cube into somebody's car. for some reason, some ppl care, and will hunt you down.
Do creep out younger ppl. it's fun. they think they're hip, yet they will never reach hip-dom unless they become awkward and spontaneous.
Do lindy hop. step step triple step, rock step, triple step... great way to meet other awkward ppl.
Do clean your room with a friend... it's fun that way.
Do insult friends, your bonds just grow stronger.
Never squish your pet, they won't like it.
Do go on adventures.
Do buy multiple birthday cards for ppl. makes it more exciting.
Do get to class late to watch chipmunks and squirrels.
Never mock a person before you are certain you won't have to ask them for a favor.
Do have a good day and nite, depending on your time zone.
Auf Wiedersehen, meine susse kindern.