Conspiracies.

Anybody attending McGill will ahve heard about the degrading, ass probing hazing that happened in the Redman Football team. It was overpublicized, not everybody gives a damn bout what's going up some freshie football player's asstract (most likely could happen in the showers neway). Sure, it's v appalling, that "in a university such as ours, acts of such barbaric nature should occur! Yet, are we any more special/more educated than others? i seriously wonder most of the times. I've known college students to do stupid things, as slit their knees open on hills while sledding on caf trays, stickin apple down toilets, throwing tomato sauces on walls... we do stupid things, and we have the excuse of being in college if that makes any sense whatsoever.
Back to the hazing: the sanction is to suspend the entire football team; ie they will be kept from attending any more of the season's games. PUNISHMENT!
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or is it? lets look at this another way. here are the scores of the mcgill football team since the beginning of the term: Lost 25-33 against concordia (THE HORROR THE HUMILIATION!!!), Lost 7-57 (RDS) against laval (ouch), Lost 5-46 againt UdMontreal (ouch once more), WON 45-16 against St. Francis Xavier (who?), Lost 34-42 against Sherbrooke (oops), Lost 4-27 against Bishop's (oops bis).
Recapitualtion, one victory against an unknown opponant, 3 bitter bitter defeats, 1 humiliating one, and one in the norms (ish)

i think there's a conspiracy: they concocted this "punishment" so they could build the million dollar football team. they have a whole season to become respectable: no blows to their egos cuz of the losses and just a continuous training camp. They'll come back with decent players who can actually... play? or at least make their respective talents useful as a TEAM. (do i know what im talkin bout ? no. never went to a football game lol. im just being a horrible critic.)
We've been disgraced by the actions of our teams outside the field not on. THANK GOD!
Enough of that.

Now, Daisy is the biggest wuss i've ever seen: now everytime that cookie is out of her cage as the same time as here she darts to the other side of the room, and plugs her head into something.

Cool fact: if there's another hurricane this season, it's name shall be alpha b/c they have no more letters in the alphabet... that will b the first time. History in action here!

Well I should be off to studyin/writing. I do have 2 more midterms.
and tonight, i shall pretend im superior to the kids takin the bio200 midterm. happy happy joy!